As seen on TV and on my front door

A few years ago we bit the bullet and replaced the sliding door that leads to our living room. It wouldn't close or open. We thought that a French door would be beautiful.
Well, our builder was ghetto stylin' and not in a good way. He hired our youngest son to put on the door. That should have been our first clue. If Tom knew how to put in a door, he would have done it for free.
Anyway, after we had the second new door put in, it was never quite right, and even a new door doesn't solve the problem of two dogs always scratching and pushing on the screen.
So we're doing what we do best- ghetto stylin' as seen on TV!
Genius!