My "delicious" salad

My husband AJ is notoriously kind and loving. He makes me a healthy lunch every day. Except when he's ghetto stylin.'
Yesterday was Sunday- we were out all day, and had a tiring, but fantastic time. We decided to order in from Big Louie's, the best burger in the neighborhood. I got an avocado bacon burger, which came with the cold ingredients packed separately. A half an avocado. Yum. I put it on my burger. Some shredded iceberg. Yuck. Not worth eating. Gives me a tummy ache. 2 pale tomato slices. Red Spanish onion. Too strong for me. Will have bad breath tomorrow. No matter. I repacked the yucky veggies and put them back in the bag. It was the avocado I really wanted. It really was a delicious burger.
Today I unpacked my lunch. Guess what was inside? You guessed it. Rusty shredded lettuce, pale tomatoes, Spanish onions topped by a stack of salami, a chunk of cheese, and a big squirt of ranch dressing. Oh geez. I ate the cheese and salami, but this time transported the recycled ingredients all the way to the compost bin. There's ghetto stylin' and there's just plain nasty.
Oh- thanks honey.